May 6th is the running of the Limerick Marathon. It may be too far to travel, so instead, this month we're asking for your best marathon limerick.
- All entries must make at least one marathon related reference.
- All entries must adhere to the traditional limerick format. A-A-B-B-A rhyme scheme, lines 1,2 and 5 should be seven to ten syllables, while lines 3 and 4 should be five to seven syllables.
- Profanity is allowed (but certainly not required), though please keep in mind that the winning entry will be published here, and your mother will see it.
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